Kai, Yongguk and Leo are my muses <3 *swats Kris's hands away*
min yoongi: ravenclaw ; sixth year ; quidditch captain
park jimin: gryffindor ; fifth year ; seeker
jung hoseok: hufflepuff ; 6th year ; prankmaster
kim seokjin: hufflepuff ; seventh year ; head boy
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛ sᴀɪᴅ: Hufflepuff
Such kindness, came the voice, thick as the leather sat around Seokjin’s ears, rough but well seeped in age, so much compassion—you’re meant to love and be loved, my dear boy, and that’s a gift if I ever saw one. He curled his fingers around the hard wood of the stool, occupied by generations of Hogwarts students, both good and bad. Everyone who’s someone who came from Hogwarts had sat in this very spot and that thought made Seokjin’s stomach rumble, his heart skitter in his chest, his breathing pick up just enough for the hat to chuckle in his ears. Excited, are we? Alright then, let’s not dilly dally, and I’ve made up my mind—
And he raised his voice, the tear of a mouth opening wide to shout Hufflepuff!
The long table to the far right of the room burst into cheers and Seokjin had never smiled so wide as he slid from the stool, almost tempted to turn back around and thank the hat, but the next student was already being called up as he made his way to the Hufflepuff table to a slew of smiles, a crescendo of welcome to Hufflepuff and so what’s your name?
He should have thanked the hat, really it was only good manners, but he couldn’t even remember to look back.
His name got called and his newly made friends all gave him a collective shove, telling him good luck because well, what else was there to say when you had no idea what was coming?
Already so popular, hm? You’d do well in Gryffindor really, such bravery—I see it right there, but ah what’s this? There’s much more than just bravery in you, isn’t there? Oh yes, oh yes—and as the hat continued to mutter on and on, Hoseok opened an eye and peeked out at the crowd of upturned faced, his heart beating so fast only hummingbirds would have been able to match it’s pace. He was finally here, at Hogwarts—how he’d waited for this his whole entire life!
…and dedication, yes… Almost too much of that, I see—oh I’ve got it now, I’ve got it now—
A great cheer rose, but not just from the Hufflepuff table; half the unsorted first years were clapping, shouting wait for me there Hoseok, I’ll get in Hufflepuff for sure! And needless to say, that year’s Hufflepuff class was the biggest it had been since Cedric’s year.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴛ sᴀɪᴅ: Slytherin
When his name was called, he squared his shoulders like his mother had taught, spine straight, chin up, the world is watching, she used to whisper with her fingers resting on his shoulders to hold them down, but this time, it really was. The entirety of the Great Hall, every single face turned towards him, watching because his name came with a weight that he didn’t understand till he set foot on the train that afternoon.
There was legacy—he learned the word before he could properly spell it out, and history, something that his parents would seldom let him forget, even though sometimes, just sometimes, he’d bury himself in his silken sheet and try despite himself.
The hat was too big for him, something he wasn’t quite used to. Everything had been custom tailored to his numbers and this was the first time he’d had to wear something that didn’t fit perfectly. Oh, ho, ho—what have we here…how fascinating, yes, curious indeed…the raspy old voice murmured in his ear. Jungkook bit down the shivers and held still. This was important though his mother had told him before he got on the train with a single shoulder shrug that no matter what house he got into, he would excel because it’s in their blood. They’ve had greats from every single house in their lineage, portraits lining the walls of their manor.
Untapped intellect oh yes, not even I can see how deep it goes, and talent, so much raw talent—ambition, yes, plenty of that indeed, and devotion, chivalry…how fantastically curious… but where indeed do you belong? Hm…Ravenclaw might be good or Gryffindor but they might be too rowdy for you—ah you have so much to live up to, don’t you? So much that is expected of you…right, yes this is good—resourceful, oh very much so, right I think I’ve got it now—
And the brim ripped wide with a Slytherin!
Jungkook set the hat back on the stool as he strode from the slightly raised platform down towards the table at the far left of the room, full of clapping, cheering students, several of them extended their hands to him, eyes glittering, but he took a look back at the hat, eyes scanning the other tables as he took his seat, wondering just what that hat had been going on about.
robot suho gets you a pet. :3 someone had talked to me about this before and i just could not stop thinking about this situation and how cute it would be! just a simple little something to get me back in the writing spirit. \o/
pet smart ; suho/reader scenario, romance, robot!boyfriend au, 1301 words
God this was a good addition to this au
Guys I really miss the trophy :c
I miss writing Roxy visit the warehouse and get harassed by the beagle team and blush at some sexual innuendo kai said or her sassy arguments with kris.
I think… Hey does anyone follow duizhangdeluxe? Well she does a lot of “send me an ask for this au” and she answers it. She says it helps her understand her characters more and usually gives her inspiration to write more SO
I was thinking maybe we could play around with that? Send your asks about Roxy or Kai or anyone in the trophy and I’ll try to expand on it or write something if it so strikes me
An example for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about:
Q: how do you think Kai would react if he found Tao over at Roxy’s brothers app, eating noodles with her?
A: I think at first he would be hurt because eating together is kind of their thing, because Jongin likes to cook for Roxy, keeps up that domesticated vibe they tend to go for BUT then he’d realize there was food to eat and he didn’t have to make it so he’d make some sly comment to Roxy about making him a bowl :D
|Anonymous asked: Do you have a link to all your other exo robot au! Fics????|
I only have Sehun’s or Kai’s right now because kai-tastrophie is still working on the graphics. They should both be under /tagged/exobots or /robot-au I believe! Until then you’re just gonna have to sit tight until I complete the rest of them!
jeon jungkook: slytherin ; third year ; seeker
kim taehyung: gryffindor ; fifth year ; chaser